Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Items of Note

1) I'm pretty sure I broke my toe last night. Bashed it into the wheels of a suitcase - yes they are just lying around my room. After spending all day on it and enduring the pain and odd sensations, I went out and bought surgical tape and taped it up.
Feels much better.
I'm a klutz
2) Yet again, I had to clean up the bathroom at work earlier this week. What I found in that stall ... no human being could have done. I mean, they could have, but their internal organs would have been in the bowl along with everything else and they would be dead. But damn them, they didn't even attempt to flush the damned toilet.
I need out.
3) Spider Pig, Spider Pig. Does whatever a Spider Pig does. Can he swing from a web? No he can't, he's a pig. Look out, here comes the Spider Pig.
4) Simpsons movie rocked. Need to see it again before I can comment cogently on the subject. However, I must say that they really had a good balance on Homer's idiocy. He was neither too stupid nor too savvy. Just the right amount of D'oh for my tastes. Oh, and Ralph had one of the best lines, as always.
5) Summer TV. No more just for reruns, we now get some of the best programming during the hottest months of the year. And some of the crappiest. I remarked earlier this evening to someone that TV just keeps getting better while getting worse at the same time. Either way I think I need to give this medium some more attention.
6) For the first time, I really feel like I want children. Not sure where this came from but I want it to go away.
7) Neil Gaiman continues to astound me. I only hope Stardust the movie holds up to Stardust the book....

Monday, July 30, 2007

This is SERIOUSLY a hunk of crap

Let me say that in NO way does any of this apply to me.
I love how stupid these "surveys" are.

Your Birthdate: September 8

Watch out Donald Trump! You've got a head for business and money.
You'll make it rich some day, even if you haven't figured out how yet.
A supreme individualist, you shouldn't get stuck in a corporate job.
Instead, make your own way - so that you can be the boss.

Your strength: Your undying determination

Your weakness: You require an opulent lifestyle

Your power color: Plum

Your power symbol: Dollar sign

Your power month: August

Saturday, July 28, 2007

A Thought

Recently I have found myself thinking about my friends. I am very careful before I'll call someone my friend, doubly so before I'd call them a good friend.
But, lately, I think I've got a few.
There are whole groups that I no longer speak to. This is mostly my own doing, and while I do regret it at times, I think it is what was healthiest for me at the time (or now).
And then there are the friends I've known since I was a teenager - one since I was 11. And while we don't see each other often or sometimes even talk all the frequently, I know that these people would be there for me in a moment of crisis or just when I'd really really need a friend.
There are the occasional person I've picked up along the way, a friend from my old company in LA, someone I lived a few floors away from during a crazy time in New York...
Now, I have a small group of friends from my job. Bound by a love/hate relationship for our employer, we have discovered that we share more than that, if only a love of 80' music and grilled meats.
Usually I'm a pessimist, seeing the worst in the world and in people in general. But every so often, I can look out through clear - not dark or rose colored - glasses and take stock in some of the good that is actually out there. And yes, some of that good are my friends.

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Harry Potter and the Neverending Party Planning

After months of planning, after weeks of in-store alerts from the home office, after countless conference calls and meetings with the rest of the district, the night the final Harry Potter book was to be sold finally arrived.
I spent a good part of last week in preparation for this night. We were expecting around 500 people to show up, most of them having made reservations to pick up the book, but a good number just dropping by on the night. We had received almost 200 boxes of books, kept under lock and key. We had even taped up the window to our receiving room so that no one walking by might accidentally get a glimpse of the boxes, let alone open them before 12:01 AM July 21st. Our booksellers were planned down to the half hour in some cases and the store was mapped out for the event. We'd brought out the velvet ropes, moved fixture, stocked up on toilet paper, and printed out list after list after list.
Thanks to my shall we say enthusiasm about the book and about the release party, I was the one to organize all the games. Not happy to have the basics of face painting, bean guessing and setting up a polaroid so people could take pictures with a cardboard cut out of Harry, I slaved away creating other amusements for the evening: a "sorting bag" since a hat was unavailable, where customers could pick out cards from the bag that placed them in one of the 4 Hogwarts houses...with a list of trivia about the house on the back. This took me several hours as each card had to have the house letter stenciled on and then have the trivia sheet glued to the back. Then I thought we needed to do fortune telling, divination such a key point in the books. I gotta say, coming up with 20 Potter-related fortunes was incredibly frustrating. I finally came up with rather funny fortunes involving polyjuice potion, Quiddich, Yule Balls, and Howelers. Then the coup de grace, the trivia raffle. 25 trivia questions based on HP 1-6 placed around the store; if answered correctly entered the customer in a raffle for a Harry Potter pillow.
The evening began by checking in each and every customer and handing them a wristband. We went thru over 960 wristbands that night. The immediate rush of customers at 6 pm, the stated time we'd hand out the wristbands, was startling. We're a tiny store, the smallest one in our district. I've never seen that many people in the store before...or so I thought. We kept the check in desk open till around 11 pm. At 10:30, an hour and a half before the book could be sold, we had customers in group1 lining up. And that line just got bigger. Meanwhile I was running around making sure all the activities were staffed, that booksellers had access to all the give aways we had in spades: tassels in the Gryffindor colors with the date, glow in the dark HP glasses and temporary tattoos. Towards the end we were just tossing these freebies out to anyone who wanted - which is harder to do with plastic glasses than you might imagine.
As it neared midnight, more and more people came into the store. Seas and swarms of people some in costume, some in tank tops and jeans, were milling about the store, waiting...and might I add making a damned mess of everything.
The next hour was pretty much a blur. I herded those almost 1000 people into various lines, leading them to the moment when they could buy the final Harry Potter. The excitement level was palpable - literally. The air vibrated with all the bodies and voices. The bleeding blisters on my heels, the pain in my feet, the exhaustion all vanished for the hour and a half we sold the book to all the waiting customers. As we neared the end of the crowd and those who purchased the book left, the noise level understandably dropped and I started to be able to breathe again.
Our last customer bought his book at 1:20 and finally we were free...to clean up the store.
I got home at 3 am and spent the next 2 hours reading, finishing half of the book.
And of course the next day was just as hectic and we sold over 1600 copies in 24 hours. If a customer came up to buy something that wasn't Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, it was a shock.
Yes, by Monday afternoon (for I worked all day Saturday, Sunday and half of Monday) I was a husk of a person. Yes, my feet are dead and my headaches are finally subsiding. But I am eternally grateful that I was there. I was there to plan out and execute my ideas on the biggest book buying day I think we'll ever see. I was part of this grand social experience. Everyone who is a book person or a Potter person or just someone with their finger on the occasional pulse of the times will remember when the finale Harry Potter book came out. And lucky me, I was there too.

Saturday, July 14, 2007

Embracing My Inner Geek

This week I came face to face with the fact that despite my outer cool (stop that snickering!), I am an inner geek.
Case in point - I waited almost 4 hours in line to see the midnight show of the new Harry Potter movie. Sure, that's bad, but I was proud of that fact. Plus I am proud of the fact that I also waited in line for several hours to see the midnight opening show Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, as well as the fact that I saw the first showing of all three Lord of the Rings movies. I'd like to add this includes a six hour wait for The Two Towers.
In other HP related geekdom, I am planning the events for our store for the release party of the final Harry Potter book. We aren't required to plan anything terribly complicated and yet I'm throwing myself into this full throttle. And getting totally excited about it. Everyone at work is laughing at me, but I think that I'll feel vindicated when and if our customers have a great time.
With the Simpsons movie coming up, I find myself getting further entrenched in the world of Springfield. I'll randomly quote a Homer line when it occurs to me or just walk up to people and ask if they remember a small moment from an episode that aired years ago.
I realize that on some level I should probably be ashamed of all this, but I'm really not. In the end I have a love/hate relationship with my geekitude, much like Homer and booze, "To alcohol, the cause of and solution to all life's problems"