My New BF

Ok, so I don't know this guy and yeah, this is just one of those obsessive crushes women of all ages get...but I am totally in love with this dude.

What can I say? I fall too easily for smart alecs who are just snarky enough without coming across like grade A assholes. (Though lord knows I've fallen for those assholes too.)

All it took was for Mr. Blagg to rant about those people who make suggestions at Whole Foods, and I was hooked.

Sigh, but like all the other crushes in my life, I will keep my feelings a secret and just admire him from afar, reading his blog religiously and mentally planning out all the groovy things I would say were I ever to meet him.

If that doesn't work...I've always got Jon Stewart.