And another thing...

I hate people who feel that once they get married they need to update everyone in their life on every little thing that happens in some mass email.

Yes, I can understand the desire to keep friends and family informed, but seriously is that hard to just send everyone individual emails or better yet, to pick up a phone??

But mostly, I hate that these people think I care that they just bought a dog or just painted their downstairs bathroom and that this news is worthy of my attention and response. Good for you, you have a slobbering creature who will crap in your shoes and destroy your furniture. Enjoy. Just don't tell me about it.

Perhaps this is why I have no friends....?