Things I Wonder on Sunday Mornings

-What would make someone open and drink a bottle of beer in the bathroom of a bookstore?
-Why would someone use said bathroom to take a pregnancy test?
-How difficult is it for women to located the toilet?
-Is anyone really in such a rush that they need to shave in a public bathroom?
-Why would someone need to look at EVERY SINGLE BOOK on a shelf and then think that they shouldn't even bother to put them back?
-Does anyone really think about the fact that someone else will have to clean up the garbage they leave lying around on the floor, or is there a resurgence in the belief in the garbage fairy?
-How did I end up being said garbage fairy?