Does it fit under a bed?

I've noticed something remarkable about infomercials.
First is the fact that they all make the product they are selling sound AMAZING - even if they are just selling Tupperware. I can't tell you how many times I've had to stop myself from shelling out the cash for the Magic Bullet or that nifty machine that will vacuum pack everything from cheese to my socks.
Second, every person who is not shilling for the product is a bonafide idiot. They can barely be expected to tie their shoes from the way they come off on the infomercials. For example, the new locking Tupperware product makes it seem that we are incapable of putting the containers together with their lids unless they were magically made to interlock. The same way unless we use the special new non-stick pans that will cost us only 4 easy payments of $19.99, we will not be able to scramble eggs without them sticking to our standard pans like superglue.
However my favorite is the new pasta boiler. Who knew that without this brand new invention, we'd be stuck using a pot and a collander just like cavemen?! All the women in the commercial seem downright flustered by these antiquated cooking devices - won't someone show the way to a new and better life?? So we get a plastic cylinder which can hold the pasta and then once you pour boiling water in, cook it as well. Sure this sounds like a nifty device and it might very well be, however no one is so incompetant that they can't figure out how to cook pasta the way Italians have for many a year.
None of this stops me from watching them, mind you, but there must be a better way of selling us useless items...right?