My coworker announced recently that he has been abducted by aliens. This was said very matter of fact and without expectation of his listener's surprise.

Is there something wrong with me that I find this highly dubious? He is utterly convinced that on more than one occasion little green men from other planets have come and taken him up into their spaceship. He hasn't mentioned if there was any sort of probing going on, but I guess one should just take that granted.

He is also convinced that anyone who complains about something is a Bush voter...and that they hate puppies.

I think he's crazy.